Author Archives: Julien B.
How I See Things: Some Home-Spun Country Wisdom
Putting up a sign that you have a smoke-free policy in the workplace will only invite people to come in and smoke, knowing that everyone is defenseless against second-hand smoke. Lowering the speed limit will only increase speeding, since people already drive too fast; if anything, we should raise the speed limit to 120 mph, […]
Dick Morrison: Dongmaster!! (Chapter 4)
Dick groaned and rolled over onto his back, the arrow jabbed inside him crunching in half under his awe-inspiring weight. His vision was hazy, but he could just barely see the figure of a man or woman with a bandana pulled up over their mouth and nose walking towards him swiftly. In their hand was […]
The Top 5 Mildly Amusing Things That Revolve Around A Popular Topic You Are Familiar With
Everywhere you look, there’s that one popular topic that is all the rage in news and popular culture right now. We here at Fancy Bucket decided to do a little quick browsing on the Internet about this popular topic and we found some mildly amusing things relating to it that may make you chuckle or […]
Dick Morrison: Dongmaster!! (Chapter 3)
Morrison immediately shut his mouth, however, when he remembered that he was a macho man and he wasn’t going to let some wimpy little monkey get in his way. He bit his tongue and forced back another scream, even though the tearing away of his face flesh really did hurt a whole lot. “They don’t– […]
The Many Faces of Judy Murray [CHART]
Earlier today tennis player Andy Murray made history as he became the first British man to reach the Wimbledon finals in 74 years. During the match his mother, Judy Murray, cheered him on from the stands with great enthusiasm and emotion, undoubtedly the most energetic person there. We present to you just a sampling of […]
Dick Morrison: Dongmaster!! (Chapter 2)
BAAAMMM! BAABAAAAMMMM!! These were two of the painful sounds that could be heard as Dick Morrison’s fists made contact with the weak metal of the soldiers’ armor. Fist-shaped imprints were left on the torsos of two of the men; the third man screamed in agony as Dick grabbed that little thing on the guy’s helmet […]
Dick Morrison: Dongmaster!! (Chapter 1)
Dick Morrison struggled with the chains holding him down, his shining pecs tightening as he yanked against the hook molded into the stone wall. Finally, after two long minutes of struggling, a large chunk of the wall collapsed onto the floor in a pile of dust and Dick karate kicked the rusty chains off of […]
Uncle Sam’s Little-Known Battle Rapping Talent
When we think of Uncle Sam we all imagine the serious man with the white hair and the USA hat. He was just a patriotic guy who cared about his country, right? Not when he battle raps. UNCLE SAM IN DA HOUSE Back in WWI they hired me to ask If you could join the […]
The 10 Commandments According to Rednecks
You can guarantee that when a redneck sits down with their children and explains the bible, it’ll be quite a different interpretation than the average family’s. But sometimes interpretations become a bit distorted along the way; such is the case for… THE REDNECK TEN COMMANDMENTS No other God, duh | You really need me to […]
